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Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes (Rose Gardner Mystery, Book 1) Kindle Edition
It all started when I saw myself dead.
For Rose Gardner, working at the DMV on a Friday afternoon is bad even before she sees a vision of herself dead. She’s had plenty of visions, usually boring ones like someone’s toilet’s overflowed, but she’s never seen one of herself before. When her overbearing momma winds up murdered on her sofa instead, two things are certain: There isn't enough hydrogen peroxide in the state of Arkansas to get that stain out, and Rose is the prime suspect.
Rose realizes she’s wasted twenty-four years of living and makes a list on the back of a Wal-Mart receipt: twenty-eight things she wants to accomplish before her vision comes true. She’s well on her way with the help of her next-door neighbor Joe, who has no trouble teaching Rose the rules of drinking, but won’t help with number fifteen-- do more with a man. Joe’s new to town, but it doesn’t take a vision for Rose to realize he’s got plenty of secrets of his own.
Somebody thinks Rose has something they want and they’ll do anything to get it. Her house is broken into, someone else she knows is murdered, and suddenly, dying a virgin in the Fenton County jail isn’t her biggest worry after all.
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateDecember 19, 2013
- File size1.8 MB
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Editorial Reviews
Review
"Readers will root for the appealing heroine."
--Publishers Weekly
"Light, fluffy, southern fun."
--Booklist
"TWENTY-EIGHT AND A HALF WISHES is a nice mix of darker elements with some lightheartedness as balance...the light tone and smooth prose keep the story moving."
--Noir Journal
"This was one of those books that I kept telling myself one more page, then I need to put it down. Instead I found myself tearing through the book instead, needing to know the outcome."
--Just Jump Book Reviews on Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes
"Readers will enjoy this lighthearted romantic suspense novel with a dash of comedy. The characters are memorable, the pace is fast and the dialogue is witty."
--RT Book Reviews on Twenty-Nine and a Half Reasons
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The first in the New York Times and USA Today bestselling series.
For Rose Gardner, working at the DMV is bad even before she has a vision of herself dead. She’s had plenty of visions, but this one is different. She’s never seen herself before. When her overbearing momma winds up murdered instead of Rose, there’s only one thing that’s certain: Rose is the prime suspect.
With prison looming, Rose realizes she’s wasted her life and makes a list on the back of a Wal-Mart receipt: twenty-eight things she wants to accomplish before everything falls apart. From getting cable TV and drinking a glass of wine to doing more” with a man, Rose is well on her way to committing a good number of the seven deadly sins, with the help of her hot and mysterious neighbor Joe. Joe is new to town, and it doesn’t take a vision for Rose to realize he’s got plenty of dangerous secrets of his own.
When her house is broken into and someone else she knows is murdered, Rose realizes that dying in the county jail may not be her biggest worry after all in Denise Grover Swank’s sparkling and romantic mystery series debut, Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes.
*While supplies last|Praise for the New York Times and USA Today bestselling series:
"Readers will root for the appealing heroine."
--Publishers Weekly
"Light, fluffy, southern fun."
--Booklist
"TWENTY-EIGHT AND A HALF WISHES is a nice mix of darker elements with some lightheartedness as balance...the light tone and smooth prose keep the story moving."
--Noir Journal
"This was one of those books that I kept telling myself one more page, then I need to put it down. Instead I found myself tearing through the book instead, needing to know the outcome."
--Just Jump Book Reviews on Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes
"Readers will enjoy this lighthearted romantic suspense novel with a dash of comedy. The characters are memorable, the pace is fast and the dialogue is witty."
--RT Book Reviews on Twenty-Nine and a Half Reasons
From the Back Cover
"Readers will root for the appealing heroine."
--"Publishers Weekly"
"Light, fluffy, southern fun."
--"Booklist"
"TWENTY-EIGHT AND A HALF WISHES is a nice mix of darker elements with some lightheartedness as balance...the light tone and smooth prose keep the story moving."
--"Noir Journal"
"This was one of those books that I kept telling myself one more page, then I need to put it down. Instead I found myself tearing through the book instead, needing to know the outcome."
--"Just Jump Book Reviews" on "Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes"
"Readers will enjoy this lighthearted romantic suspense novel with a dash of comedy. The characters are memorable, the pace is fast and the dialogue is witty."
--"RT Book Reviews" on "Twenty-Nine and a Half Reasons"
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It all started when I saw myself dead.
Rain hung heavy in the air that Friday afternoon. The air conditioning of the old municipal building didn’t know how to handle it, making the office especially chilly. I’d just returned from lunch and grabbed my worn red sweater out of my drawer as I sat down at my workstation. The fluorescent lights flickered overhead, casting a sick gray pallor over the room.
I sucked in a breath to prepare myself for the next few hours. All that rain was bound to ruin a lot of Memorial Day Weekend plans, making the DMV customers even crabbier than their usual.
Number fifty-three,” I called out over the counter as I turned on my computer screen.
A scruffy man in his mid-thirties approached and plopped his paperwork on the chest-high counter in a huff.
I need to renew my plates,” he said. Irritation made his voice scratchy.
I looked him over as I tugged the paperwork down. Gray-tinged stubble covered his face, a sharp contrast to his shaggy dark brown hair. His light brown eyes held a menacing glare. I chided myself for my foolishness. Everyone has menacing eyes at the DMV on a Friday afternoon, even the sweetest of grandmas.
Let’s have a look at your paperwork,” I said as I glanced at the neatly stacked forms. Mr. Crocker.”
I pulled the clip off the stack and examined the documents. He had all his required papers: the license renewal form and his personal property tax receipt, but his proof of insurance was expired. I glanced up with great reluctance. Mr. Crocker had to have been in the reception area at least thirty minutes and he had the look of a man tired of waiting. He gripped his keys in his hand, like he could squeeze a glass of juice right out of them. His eyes jumped around the room as he studied all the DMV employees behind the counter, landing on one person and moving onto the next.
Just as I was about to explain the situation, I felt the all-too-familiar tingle of a vision coming on.
Oh, crappy doodles.
Like a photograph in my mind, I saw me. Deader than a doornail.
I stared at Mr. Crocker and gasped, my eyes so big I felt them drying out. My jaw dropped so far I was amazed it didn’t hit the counter. Just as the words You’re going to kill me” began tumbling out, a black fuzziness flooded my brain.
The next thing I knew, a buzz swept through the DMV and it wasn’t from a swarm of bees. The DMV staff and customers had crowded around me.
I opened my eyes. My forehead throbbed where it must have smacked the Formica.
Rose Gardner, what in heaven’s name happened to you?” The voice of Betty, my boss, boomed in my ear. I knew I must have fainted because one minute I sat gawking at the man who was planning to murder me and the next I was practically making out with my workspace. Not that I ever made out. I was a good girl, after alltwenty-four years old and I’d never even been kissed.
Sitting up, I raised my hand to my head and lightly probed the growing knot with my fingertips. I don’t know ” I mumbled, squinting from the light. Fear slithered in my gut as I peered over the counter to see if Mr. Crocker was still there. He stood to the side, pushed out of the way by a couple of elderly women eager for what had to be the best gossip in Henryetta all week. He eyed me warily, and my heart raced as I wondered how much I said before I passed out.
Now, I’d had a multitude of visions all my life. I was gifted, or curseddepending on who you askedwith the sight. My grandma on my father’s side had it. People respected her and considered her the Oracle of Lafayette County, Arkansas.
But me? I was just a freak.
Most of the time I paid it no mind. I kept to myself and everyone in my town of Henryetta liked it that way. While my grandma saw helpful information such as droughts and locust infestations, I was cursed with seeing useless and mundane things like Mrs. White’s toilet overflow or the ear infection in Jenny Baxter’s baby. None of that would be so bad if I kept what I saw to myself, but my visions didn't work that way. Without any volition of my own, whatever I saw just blurted right out of my mouth. Most of the people who knew me thought I was a snoop or a gossip, the only rational explanation to reason away my knowledge. But Momma had another opinion. She declared me demon-possessed.
But in my twenty-four years, I’d never had a vision about me, so seeing myself dead was quite the shock. I scrunched my eyes, trying to remember what I’d seen. I was leaning back on Momma’s sofa. Blood spread out behind my head, blending with the pink cabbage roses and seeping into the ivory background. My open eyes had a dull, glazed stare. All I could think was how angry Momma was going to be about all that blood on her favorite sofa. I didn’t think there was enough hydrogen peroxide in the entire state of Arkansas to get out that stain.
Rose!”
My eyes flew open. A crowd of people had gathered around, watching to see if I’d pass out again. After I considered Momma’s impending outrage, it was a definite possibility.
I’m I’m sorry. I don’t know what happened.” I said between gasps of air. My eyes glanced to Mr. Crocker, who crept backward with a look of annoyance.
I’ll tell you what happened,” said Suzanne, who worked at the counter next to mine. She was processing that license renewal and the next thing I know she mumbled You’re’ and then her head fell forward and whacked the counter.” Suzanne’s favorite obsession was herself so it amazed me that she had caught that much. But then again, she didn’t much like me so my guess was that she welcomed the opportunity to gather more ammunition. She leaned back in her chair, arms crossed in front of the cleavage bursting out of her low-cut blouse. She tilted her head and her mouth lifted into a mocking half-smile.
I just felt a little dizzy, that’s all. I’ll be fine.” I tucked a stray strand of hair behind my ear with a shaky hand.
Oh, no. No way. You might think you’ll be fine, but you just fainted. You sit there for a minute and then you’re goin’ home.” Betty’s voice was as large as her oversized body. Every person in the room heard her proclamation.
Seriously?” Suzanne asked, sounding like a toddler on the verge of a fit. I asked you four times already if I could leave early to get a head start on my weekend and you said no. All Freaky Rose has to do is beat her head on her desk and she gets to go? That hardly seems fair.”
Betty put her hand on her hip and narrowed her eyes. Suzanne,” she drew her name out slowly as if she were talking to a small child. Rose never calls in sick and hardly ever takes a day off. You, on the other hand, call in all the time and have used all your vacation days. But next time you wanna leave early, I’ll let you go. As long as you beat your head on your desk first.”
Yeah, well, the only reason she never takes time off is because she doesn’t have a life.” Suzanne eyed me as if I were a cockroach about to scurry across the floor.
Betty scowled then surveyed the room, taking in the gawkers lined up against the counter. All right, show’s over, folks. Y’all get back in your seat unless your number’s been called.”
The crowd broke up, people grumbling and whispering. No sane person balked at Betty’s orders, not even the fuming Suzanne. Her eyes shot flaming arrows of hate toward me as she fluffed her bleached blonde hair.
Suzanne leaned toward me and hissed. Don’t think I’m not on to you, Miss Goody-Two-Shoes.”
I turned toward her in surprise. I had no idea what she meant. But then again, I suspected she didn’t either. My clammy palm rested on Mr. Crocker’s paperwork, reminding me I hadn’t finished processing it. But as my head swiveled around and searched the room, I saw he was gone.
I couldn’t understand that. Why would he just abandon his personal papers?
I sat at my desk trying to slow my galloping heart and glanced down at the paperwork. His first name was Daniel and he lived on Highway 82. I tried to memorize the address, knowing that if I wrote it down, Suzanne would catch me and make a big deal about it. I told myself I was crazy, or paranoid. Or both. My demon possession had branched out into new areas.
I grabbed my purse and headed out. I pushed open the heavy metal door, searching for Mr. Crocker before I entered the humid parking lot. Nothing. I shook my head at my over-active imagination. Seriously, Rose. My visions didn’t always come true and this one seemed too preposterous to consider. The logical explanation to his leaving was that I freaked him out. Just like I freaked out everyone else in Henryetta.
Product details
- ASIN : B0058UXHHK
- Publisher : DGS (December 19, 2013)
- Publication date : December 19, 2013
- Language : English
- File size : 1.8 MB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 336 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #112,705 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #1,248 in Mystery Romance
- #3,836 in Women Sleuths (Kindle Store)
- #4,352 in Women Sleuths (Books)
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About the author

New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author Denise Grover Swank was born in Kansas City, Missouri and lived in the area until she was nineteen. Then she became nomadic, living in five cities, four states and ten houses over the course of ten years before she moved back to her roots. She speaks English and smattering of Spanish and Chinese which she learned through an intensive Nick Jr. immersion period. Her hobbies include witty Facebook comments (in own her mind) and dancing in her kitchen with her children. (Quite badly if you believe her offspring.) Hidden talents include the gift of justification and the ability to drink massive amounts of caffeine and still fall asleep within two minutes. Her lack of the sense of smell allows her to perform many unspeakable tasks. She has six children and hasn’t lost her sanity. Or so she leads you to believe.
You can find out more about Denise at www.denisegroverswank.com
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Customers enjoyed the book. They found it engaging and suspenseful, with a well-written plot. The characters were described as relatable and well-developed. Many readers found the humor humorous and enjoyable. The pacing was described as complex, with moments of sadness and laughter mixed in with the humor and excitement.
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Customers enjoy the book. They find it delightful, interesting, and lighthearted with southern charm. The characters are relatable and the story has mystery and romance elements. Readers appreciate the thoughtful presentation of Rose's innocence and rebellion. The cover looks appealing and readers are eager to start reading.
"...plays out later in the book between the sisters and found them particularly engaging. The characters are very real...." Read more
"...Rose is the definition of meek. She's nice, polite, and her most offensive expletive is "crappy doodles."..." Read more
"...It is so much fun. Rose Gardner works at the DMV. One Friday afternoon she sees a vision. In the vision she is dead...." Read more
"...little predictable, but overall I gave it three stars because it held my interest ALL the way to the very last page...." Read more
Customers enjoy the suspenseful story with interesting twists. They find the plot well-thought-out, with simple characters and a simple mystery. The story is interesting and funny, making them smile and laugh out loud at times. The events unfold naturally at a natural pace. Readers appreciate the coming of age story, murder mystery, or romance elements.
"...I'd recommend the book to anyone who likes a coming of age story, murder mystery, or a romance...." Read more
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"...The story line was well thought out and the characters were somewhat believable...." Read more
"...reader gets enough information to develop the characters and keep the story going but not so much that the reader is skimming to the next page...." Read more
Customers find the book easy to read and relatable. They appreciate the well-written story and relatable characters that flow naturally. The narrator is good, but some readers lost interest after the revelations.
"...The scenes are described beautifully, never with more description than needed, which is just what I like...." Read more
"...The cover pulled me into this book and I was hooked by the middle of the first chapter. The characters are well filled out...." Read more
"...The language was PG and the romance sections gave you just enough to understand what happened between the covers but did not go into every lusty..." Read more
"...This is a story of Rose learning to enjoy life - if she can stay alive long enough...." Read more
Customers enjoy the characters' development. They find them relatable and engaging, with a voice and personality that keep readers turning the pages. The book provides enough information to develop the characters without overwhelming them. Readers appreciate the plot twists and emotional depth.
"...Rose a great heroine who is stronger than she thinks right from the beginning...." Read more
"...The characters are well filled out. We find out about Rose's mom and how she has affected Rose's life...." Read more
"...The story line was well thought out and the characters were somewhat believable...." Read more
"...The reader gets enough information to develop the characters and keep the story going but not so much that the reader is skimming to the next page...." Read more
Customers enjoy the book's humor. They find it entertaining, with a mix of humor, suspense, violence, and silliness. The characters are described as lovable, quirky, and not too sappy or gratuitous. Overall, readers describe the book as sweet and romantic.
"...I was attracted to the book by the blurb, it seemed quirky enough that I would like, and I saw there was an overbearing mother in the picture...." Read more
"...The situations which Rose gets into are so hilarious. But there is also a mystery to solve throughout the book...." Read more
"Well folks for a freebie I have to say this read was pretty darn entertaining...." Read more
"...The author uses a lot of humor in this one, and if you read any of the series you really need to read this one to get a good picture of the town..." Read more
Customers find the book has a good pace. They say it's a complex story with humor, pathos, mystery, suspense, and a bit of bittersweet moments. The ending brings simultaneous tears and smiles. While there are many plot twists, the book doesn't drag out or feel boring. The rebellion is visceral and the struggle to sort out the past is thought-provoking.
"...Rose is the definition of meek. She's nice, polite, and her most offensive expletive is "crappy doodles."..." Read more
"...is romance, humor, adventure, mystery, murder, laughter and tears all in one book that is absolutely impossible to put down for long...." Read more
"...I felt it was overused in some places since Rose was "growing up" I thought maybe she would finally choose a new expletive word at some point...." Read more
"...The list is delightful, and yet sometimes bittersweet, and provides the backbone to the story...." Read more
Customers find the book's characters relatable and believable. The plotline is well-crafted and realistic. Readers appreciate the author's skill in crafting an authentic story.
"...the character of 'Momma' and the affect she has on her children seems very authentic...." Read more
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"...rendered -- one of those characters who's almost immediately, completely believable...." Read more
"...She does not drink and cannot fathom kissing a boy. She is boring and dutiful. Her visions plague her life and everyone pretty much avoids her...." Read more
Customers enjoyed the book and are looking forward to reading the next book in the series. They consider it a great start to the series with potential for future books. The book provides a good foundation for the rest of the series, with character development and progression.
"...Overall a good series, but if you are not prepared to spend $5 a book on the others in the series then you might not want to read the first (free)..." Read more
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- Reviewed in the United States on July 23, 2011This book was a great read and once you get started, it really is hard to put down. Even with a toddler in the house I somehow managed to read it in about two days.
I was attracted to the book by the blurb, it seemed quirky enough that I would like, and I saw there was an overbearing mother in the picture. Having one myself I was interested. I have to say that the character of 'Momma' and the affect she has on her children seems very authentic. I could understand why Rose, the daughter that stayed behind to care for the cruel mother, was the way she was, and why her sister 'the one who got away' was the way she was too. I liked how the dynamic plays out later in the book between the sisters and found them particularly engaging.
The characters are very real. None of them 100% perfect all of the time. Sometimes they infuriate you or make you slap her head, while in the next scene make you giddy, or a little teary.
The book is often witty and Rose's take on situations are sometimes laugh out loud funny. There are some twists and many secrets revealed throughout the book. Some more unexpected than others, but once revealed, you definitely feel an 'ah-ha' moment. The scenes are described beautifully, never with more description than needed, which is just what I like. I've been known to only glaze over overly descriptive passages in most of the books I read, so this was a definite plus for me.
I'd recommend the book to anyone who likes a coming of age story, murder mystery, or a romance. Rose a great heroine who is stronger than she thinks right from the beginning. It'll be interesting to see with her new found confidence where the next book in the series will take her.
- Reviewed in the United States on December 19, 2012When I started Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes, the first in the Rose Gardner Mystery series, I had doubts whether I'd like it. Some of the reviews I'd seen criticized the main character, Rose, for being simple minded and that the story was too unbelievable. For me, it was more the simple mindedness that had me worried. Unbelievable? It's about a girl who has visions and is filed under the "Fiction" label. I think that allows for a little farfetchedness.
The first few pages didn't do much to dispel my fears. Rose is the definition of meek. She's nice, polite, and her most offensive expletive is "crappy doodles." She's 24 years old and, when she's not working at her mindless job at the DMV, she's at the beck and call of her religious mother (who is downright abusive and tells Rose she's possessed by the devil because she gets "visions"). While Rose doesn't like her situation, she seemed apathetic to changing it.
If the story continued that way for too long, I wouldn't be saying this: I really liked Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes. Despite the uncertainty in the first few pages, Grover Swank didn't waste any time allowing Rose to bloom (pun fun).
While at work, Rose gets a vision of herself lying dead on her sofa and faints. Faced with (potentially) her death, she realizes she's never really lived. She stands up to her demanding mother and storms out of the house to cool off. Before she returns, she takes out a Wal*Mart receipt and begins to make a list of things she wants to do before she dies. Commit all the deadly sins in one week, fly in a plane, dance in the rain, visit Italy, drink a beer (is it shocking that the item that made me wince was that she'd never drank a beer?).
When she returns home, she realizes she'll have more time than she thought to check off items on the list. Her vision sort ofcame true, except instead of Rose being on the couch it was her mother.
Unfortunately, gossip spreads fast and the fact that Rose had fought with her mother right before her mother was murdered hasn't gone unnoticed - especially not by the old busybody across the street and the small-town police officers. Not only is Rose a suspect, but it becomes clear the murderer is still after her.
Rose must do her best to keep out of jail and stay alive. After all, she has a list to finish.
Obviously, there's the standard "Woman gets accused of murder. Real killer pursues woman. Police are corrupt/unmotivated. Woman must solve crime to save her life" crime element that is present in so many novels in this genre, but in this circumstance it seemed to serve mostly as a vehicle for Rose's development. And that was a good thing, because Rose really grew on me (I swear that pun was accidental).
Her home life may have kept her naïve and down trodden, but Rose wasn't stupid. Socially awkward? Yes. But that just made her more endearing. It made you want to cheer for Rose - not just to solve the mystery but to experience life. When she got a makeover and purchased some new clothes, I was excited for her. Rose felt like a truly good person and she deserved to feel good about herself!
So much of my enjoyment of this book came from Rose checking things off her list. For example, her sitting on the porch with Joe and discovering beer for the first time (and, the next morning, discovering that beer wasn't her new best friend). Oh, and buying the scandalous nighty at Wal*Mart (which didn't sound all that scandalous)...too funny.
Of course, you can't review one of these books without mentioning the "love interest." Even though I've been loving the hell out of these books (they're a fun way to wrap up my "100 books a year" reading challenge), I'm not a big romance person. I know, I'm probably the only one who reads these kinds of books and feels that way, but I can usually tolerate it as long as it doesn't take over the plot.
I'm happy to say that, in this book, the romance was actually pretty tolerable. Probably because there wasn't a ton of it and, you know, with Rose so innocent and inexperienced, it wasn't going to go all 50 Shades of Grey. Joe was plenty mysterious, but, for the most part, I couldn't help feeling like he was a good guy. It was clear he wanted to keep Rose from getting hurt, but he never tried to make her decisions for her. In fact, he may have been one of the few people in her life that wasn't.
The ending itself wasn't all that shocking, but I barely noticed because of how it ended. Just when I thought Rose and her antics couldn't get any better, they did. I was laughing at one sentence and cheering at the next.
This maybe one of the best (if not top) feel good books I've read. I liked that.
- Reviewed in the United States on September 2, 2017Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes (Rose Gardner Mystery, Book 1) by [Swank, Denise Grover]This is another one of those books that is hard to put down. It is so much fun.
Rose Gardner works at the DMV. One Friday afternoon she sees a vision. In the vision she is dead. This is not unusual, having visions, but they are usually mundane everyday occurrences. this is the first one she has had of herself. Her mother, a person who never showed much love to Rose, is murdered. This leaves two problems: the blood stain and Rose is considered the victim.
With her vision and her status as being a suspect on her mind, Rose decides that she has wasted 24 years. So she makes a list of 28 things she wants to do before her vision comes true. Her neighbor, Joe, helps Rose with the list, except number fifteen - do more with a man. Soon, even though he is new in town, Rose realizes that he has secrets.
Rose has also discovered that someone thinks she has something that they want. They have threatened her, broken into her house, murders someone else, in other words they will do what they have to in order to get the item back again.
The cover pulled me into this book and I was hooked by the middle of the first chapter. The characters are well filled out. We find out about Rose's mom and how she has affected Rose's life. Every character shows imperfections which will make you want to scream at them at times, but if you keep reading the next sentence may make you smile again. The situations which Rose gets into are so hilarious. But there is also a mystery to solve throughout the book.
I feel like this is a fun read that many would enjoy, if you enjoy a cozy mystery this will be a nice additions, also.
I was given this book by the author, Denise Grover Swant, in exchange for my honest review.
Top reviews from other countries
- sharandstevieReviewed in Canada on November 1, 2016
5.0 out of 5 stars I wish...😃
I Loved this book, the plot, the characters, humor, suspense, and the romance. This is one of the best books I've read and enjoyed from beginning to end! This book certainly has it all and I could not put it down after I opened it. Thanks so much for a splendid read. My wish is that I could actually afford to purchase more in this series, and by this author. Wonderful time spent enjoying this book.
- SOHAM BHOWMICKReviewed in India on August 23, 2016
5.0 out of 5 stars Nice story line
It is a nice story line which kept me awake in night and thought about Rose, i was bit stuned by the behaviour of Joe it seemed to me that he was the one and the villen Denial crooker planed to murder her for the flash drive, but myatery is a mystery u cannot plot whats going on in ur mind unless and until you read it... I wondered who is Joe Mcallister then and what more will began and i want to read and find out nice book really love it thank you
- KätzchenReviewed in Germany on February 23, 2016
5.0 out of 5 stars Not sure what I expected, but it was amazing!
I couldn't put this book down. Denise Grover Swank is so amazing at keeping people in the dark, I found myself racing through the pages trying to find out who Rose could trust and who lied to her. I couldn't figure Joe out until the end. Suspenseful, funny, sweet and surprising!
The characters feel real. No one is purely black or white, apart from the onion fanatic (eww). Even though Rose starts out as a weak person, she sure soon shows her strength. She is a likable person and I found myself cheering for her.
And Muffy was adorable.
Denise Grover Swank sure has a way with words.
Can't wait to read the second one.
- Eco-WarriorReviewed in the United Kingdom on May 21, 2015
5.0 out of 5 stars A great start to the series, can't wait to read the rest!
I really loved this book! As the story unfolded I grew so attached to Rose, I wanted her to stand up to everyone and she doesn't waste a single minute of her new found freedom. She turns into such a sexy, confident woman almost overnight and it's so great to see the real her finally break free. The visions she has are betrayed well, it can be easy to make it sound cheesy and corny but it just worked, it seemed almost natural!
The whole book had me captivated and I was desperate for Rose's innocence to be proven! Joe was a bit question mark for the majority of the book which is kind of great because it keeps you so engaged, I had theories galore! The list Rose makes is hilarious and sweet, so many things she wants to do that you just can't believe she's gone 24 years without! She gets a hell of a lot thrown at her in this book, and really, she handles it all brilliantly considering!
I did question her sister at times, Violet obviously cares deeply for Rose but at times I saw her mother come through, she was very abrupt about the changes Rose was making and some might agree that Rose changed a lot very quickly but I completely sided with her, she had 24 years being controlled and she finally got the chance to be herself so why waste a minute? Especially if you are suspected of murdering your mother and might be jailed at any point!
The big twist at the end took me by surprise, I might have just been caught up with the romance not to really think about it, but I literally couldn't put this book down! I stayed up until 2am reading it, woke up at 8am and finished it! There are loads more books in this series, which eventually I will get to. This book was free but the rest are about £2.50 each, not unreasonable but I know I'll need to read all the others and be skint before I know it! Ha!
I thoroughly recommend this book if you want some quirky, mystery with giggles and romance! Super endearing, super captivating.
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- BlsnReviewed in Spain on November 26, 2014
5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic
This is fantastic murder mistery book with well written characters and unexpected twists. I started reading it in a cafeteria and finished at 2am. Not sleeping to much has been worthwhile! I just couldn't put the book down. I wanted to know more about Rose and Joe.
I have really enjoyed the book and I'm looking forward to reading more about these series.