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Milk Kindle Edition
Whatever you do, don't drink Lou's Milk…
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateMay 23, 2016
- File size762 KB
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- ASIN : B01G4AL7J2
- Publisher : Crowded Quarantine Publications; 2nd edition (May 23, 2016)
- Publication date : May 23, 2016
- Language : English
- File size : 762 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 172 pages
- Page numbers source ISBN : 1512322962
- Best Sellers Rank: #4,722,121 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #2,489 in Horror Comedy
- #27,672 in General Humorous Fiction
- #61,749 in Humorous Fiction
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About the author

Adam Millard is the author of twenty-nine novels, thirteen novellas, and more than two hundred short stories, which can be found in various collections, magazines, and anthologies. Probably best known for his post-apocalyptic and comedy-horror fiction, Adam also writes fantasy/horror for children and Bizarro fiction for several publishers. His work has been translated for the German, Russian, and Spanish markets. He lives in Newcastle-Under-Lyme, UK, with his wife, Dawn, and her cats, which were not his idea at all.
Twitter: @adammillard
Website: www.adam-millard.com
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- Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2015Adam Millard has created a hot, dusty, desert of a post apocalyptic world. He introduces us to the haveners, the residents of Oilhaven. The author introduces his characters brilliantly, dare I compare with Good Omens by Gaiman and Pratchett. Yes I do!!! We meet a corrupt governor and his henchmen, a group of dastardly bandits. The only children conceived in the blazing heat and their parents. And of course Lou and his potent milk. This is a great read, the author keeps you turning pages, using satire and adventure. I see a good future for this and look forward to reading much more in the future.
- Reviewed in the United States on July 11, 2016I had no idea what I was getting into when I downloaded this. But I was not the least bit disappointed. If you got a love for mutants then you my friend will enjoy.
- Reviewed in the United States on March 11, 2018Lou Decker was a enterprising man, he could always get his hands on anything. As the only shop in town, you could say he was in demand. However, when he started lactating milk, whilst he did not know why, he knew he had hit the big time and trade would be better than it ever was. But when the milk guzzelers turned in to mutants, the business crashed before it started.
Set in a post apocalyptic Oilhaven the town definitely has its characters .Whether it was Kellerman the corrupt Mayor of the town, Mick the naked homeless man , or Abigail, the only prostitute in town, every character had their quirkiness. Some of my favourite characters were the bandits, a mismatch of try-hard wannabes.
As like the other books I have read by this author, I had an enjoyable read. There was not a page that had the one liner that did not have me laughing out loud. There was horror and action throughout building up to a great ending. It took me longer to read as I kept reading out scenes to my daughter as she kept wandering what I was reading.
If you have never read any of this author’s books then what are you waiting for. A horror read with a laugh a minute.
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- YvonneReviewed in the United Kingdom on March 11, 2018
5.0 out of 5 stars A laugh a minute
Lou Decker was a enterprising man, he could always get his hands on anything. As the only shop in town, you could say he was in demand. However, when he started lactating milk, whilst he did not know why, he knew he had hit the big time and trade would be better than it ever was. But when the milk guzzelers turned in to mutants, the business crashed before it started.
Set in a post apocalyptic Oilhaven the town definitely has its characters .Whether it was Kellerman the corrupt Mayor of the town, Mick the naked homeless man , or Abigail, the only prostitute in town, every character had their quirkiness. Some of my favourite characters were the bandits, a mismatch of try-hard wannabes.
As like the other books I have read by this author, I had an enjoyable read. There was not a page that had the one liner that did not have me laughing out loud. There was horror and action throughout building up to a great ending. It took me longer to read as I kept reading out scenes to my daughter as she kept wandering what I was reading.
If you have never read any of this author’s books then what are you waiting for. A horror read with a laugh a minute.