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Celebrity Hell House Kindle Edition
When an offer comes in to star in a new reality TV show, he finds it hard to refuse, and so finds himself in the line-up alongside a former Playboy Bunny, R2D2’s stunt-double, a heavyweight boxer with the worst record on, erm, record, an eccentric fashion designer, a handsome reality-show star, and an Olympian swimmer. The goal? Survive Hell House – the location of a brutal triple murder-suicide decades earlier. The prize? £250000.
Sometimes, a quarter of a million just isn’t enough…
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication date1 Aug. 2015
- File size1.0 MB
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Product details
- ASIN : B010150S50
- Publisher : Crowded Quarantine Publications (1 Aug. 2015)
- Language : English
- File size : 1.0 MB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 238 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: 971,625 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- 978 in Horror Comedy
- 1,082 in Horror Parodies & Satires
- 4,336 in Satire Fiction
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About the author

Adam Millard is the author of twenty-nine novels, thirteen novellas, and more than two hundred short stories, which can be found in various collections, magazines, and anthologies. Probably best known for his post-apocalyptic and comedy-horror fiction, Adam also writes fantasy/horror for children and Bizarro fiction for several publishers. His work has been translated for the German, Russian, and Spanish markets. He lives in Newcastle-Under-Lyme, UK, with his wife, Dawn, and her cats, which were not his idea at all.
Twitter: @adammillard
Website: www.adam-millard.com
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- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 12 February 2016More comedy than horror,is a good book,gory bits scary bits and funny bits.reality t.v tells a bashing(where does Adam get them names)z listers go on reality tv show and get killed one by one read who lives and dies
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 7 November 2018Gory and entertaining
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 20 February 2016This is truly awful, I persevered with it hoping it would get better, sadly it didn't and I gave up. Think if you like crude humor you may like this otherwise don't bother, also didn't find it funny or scary just in bad taste
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 29 December 2018Another cracker of a book by adam millard funny as he'll and just as scary. Cannot wait to read more
- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 21 October 2017*UPDATE*! First read this book in 2017. It’s now Sept 2024. Whenever I feel a bit down and miserable I re-read this book. It always cheers me up and still to this day makes me laugh. I read at least 7 books a week of all genres & I’ve never came across anything funnier. END OF UPDATE
I laughed out loud constantly reading this.
It's so funny that i thought I was having a coronary on more than one occasion.
Such a perfect parody of British reality shows.
Note to Mr Millard: If I ever win big on the Euro, we can make a film of this.
A MUST READ FOR EVERYONE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR
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- Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 29 October 2015I had a really good time with this novel; gore, horror and celebrity put downs aplenty.So many laugh out loud moments.Great stuff.I'm having a grand time with the authors work, and look forward to reading more.
Top reviews from other countries
- Lori SafranekReviewed in the United States on 5 October 2020
4.0 out of 5 stars Hell House entertaining, funny book
I didn’t expect to like this book so much. It sounded a little corny, and it was corny, but in a good, laugh till your stomach hurts kind of corny.
Six “Z-list celebrities” are recruited to participate in a haunted
house reality show. If they survive they’ll fill their pockets with prize money. Author Peter Kane tries to hold his fellow contestants together but things quickly spin out of control. I highly recommend this book.
- Kindle CustomerReviewed in the United States on 13 August 2021
5.0 out of 5 stars Epic!
All I can say is this book is awesome. I cracked up through the whole thing. Ghosts...with snarky humor! Loved it!
- ThatCrazyBookGuyReviewed in the United States on 1 January 2019
5.0 out of 5 stars Cool idea brilliantly executed
What a a great idea! I wish I had thought of it. But I didn't and here is the wonderful results. This story is scary and creepy - but hilarious as well. I loved the characters and the story had quite a few twists and turns. You are going to love this one!
- Amy M VaughnReviewed in the United States on 5 August 2017
5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic!
Super fun read. Great mash-up of TV celebrity culture and haunted house tropes, written with great timing and tongue firmly planted in cheek.